Good links.
Bad decisions.
A brighter ranking tomorrow.
We’ll do almost anything for a good link.
Relevant links. Real placements. Zero boring SEO agency vibes.
- Real sitesNot PBN garbage
- High relevanceHigher rankings
- DiscreetQuestionable morals
- Outreach QueenNice emails. Nicer relationships.
- PR FixerWe know people. People know us.
- Data StrategistNumbers don’t lie. We make them naughty.
Our services
Same old SEO is dead.
We do it differently.
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Dirty Outreach
We slide into inboxes so you don’t have to.
- Personalised outreach, written by humans
- Real conversations, not mail-merge
- Follow-ups that actually get replies
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High-Class Placements
On real sites. With real traffic. Like it should be.
- Niche-relevant publishers
- Editorial placements, in the body copy
- Built to last, not to be disavowed
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Backstreet PR
When you need links… and a little cover.
- Digital PR campaigns with an angle
- News-site placements
- Crisis link building when it’s gone wrong
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The Black Book
Our little black book opens big doors.
- Publisher relationships we already have
- Hard-to-get placements
- The ones nobody advertises
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Cleanup Crew
Toxic links? We’ll make them disappear.
- Full backlink audit
- Disavow files that don’t overreach
- Reputation and anchor clean-up
Where do you need friends?
We’ve got connections everywhere.
Different
districts.
Same dirty
business.
All roads
lead to
higher
rankings.
- News DistrictMedia. Authority. Exposure.
- Sports QuarterFor the winners.
- Finance RowMoney talks. We get you in.
- Travel DistrictSee the world. Get links.
- Tech ValleyInnovation gets noticed.
- Gambling StripHigh risk. High rewards.
- Local HoodDominate your own backyard.
Not all links are created equal.
Sure, you can buy trash. Or you can work with us.
Same links.
Different class.
Looks good on paper(but does nothing)
- Low-quality directories nobody reads
- Spammy blog networks with 400 outbound links
- Irrelevant foreign sites in the wrong language
- Automated placements bought by the thousand
- The sort of thing that gets you a manual action
Actually moves the needle(like the good stuff)
- Real websites with real editors
- Actual organic traffic on the page
- Contextual, editorial, in-content links
- Niche-relevant, so the link means something
- Rankings that hold up after the next update
The receipts
Every placement, every month, with live URLs you can click.
Sample report layout — your campaign, your numbers.
| Topic | Authority | Relevance |
|---|---|---|
| Business | DR 80+ | |
| Sport | DR 70+ | |
| Tech | DR 60+ | |
| Travel | DR 70+ | |
| Finance | DR 80+ |
Your competitors are
getting around.
Maybe you should too.
They’re out there
getting links…
are you?
Pick your poison
Three ways to do this. All of them end with links.
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The Flirt
Testing the water. A few good links, done properly.
- Starter placement volume
- Relevance-first prospecting
- Monthly report with live URLs
Priced on the call
Start something -
Most popular
The Affair
An ongoing arrangement. Consistent, compounding, discreet.
- Steady monthly placements
- Digital PR angle each quarter
- Anchor and velocity planning
- Direct line to your outreach lead
Priced on the call
Start something -
No Limits
Aggressive, competitive niches. You know who you are.
- High-volume, high-DR programme
- Black Book placements
- Competitor gap attacks
- Cleanup Crew on retainer
Priced on the call
Start something
Cost depends on the niche and the volume — gambling and finance publishers charge more than a local trade. Tell us the target and you’ll have a number inside a day.
Questions you’re
too polite to ask
Go on then.
Ask.
Is any of this actually risky?
No. The name is the joke; the method is boring in the best way. Real sites, real editors, contextual links, sensible anchor ratios. We don’t sell PBNs, link farms or anything you’d have to hide from an auditor.
Do you guarantee rankings?
Nobody honest does. We guarantee the placements — live URLs on real sites you approve first. What those links do for your rankings depends on your site, your market and your patience.
Can we see the sites before you place?
Yes. Every prospect goes on a list with the metrics and the reason it’s relevant. You veto anything you don’t like before a word is written.
What does it cost?
It depends on the niche and the volume — gambling and finance cost more than a local trade, because the publishers charge more. Tell us the target and we’ll put a number on it in a day.
Why the name?
Because "boutique authority acquisition consultancy" was taken, and because we’d rather be the agency you remember. The work underneath is straight down the line.
Life’s short.
Build more
backlinks.
Need links? Of course you do.
Tell us the site, the target and who’s currently outranking you. You’ll get a straight answer and a plan — not a 40-slide deck.
- Discreet
- Effective
- Unforgettable